Your database might be a redneck if it… relies on scheduled jobs to validate or fix referential integrity. requires a regular expression to join tables. uses foreign keys that decide at run-time what table or column they link to. don’t need no steenking related tables. Not as long as text fields allow semi-colons! Array City, baby! has [...]
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